As you've probably noticed, I haven't been blogging lately. The short-short answer is that I've been sick. I would like to fully communicate how horrible I've been feeling lately and that my nose seems on the verge of being totally scraped off due to all the tissues I've been using, but I'll keep this matter cordial.
Well, sort of. Honestly, I gotta tell ya. I feel like the poops.
I blame my mother. She was sick last week, but she completely denies passing it on to me. She's wrongers again. But, I suppose taking a little sickness from my mother is the least I can do for her giving birth to me and such. At least, that's how she always explains things. Honestly, I feel like I've been paying for that nine months gestation period for decades on end every time she nags me about her latest grievance. This whole birth thing is a sham. (Maybe I'll revise my opinion later, but right now I'm feeling miserable and I need to blame someone.)
God help me. My nose won't stop running!!!
Okay, I gotta get some more sleepies.
That's all for now, typos and all. Peace out.